Warrior Dash Results

Team Nevernude rocked the North Bend, WA Warrior Dash. As one team member said, "We won before the race even started."

I would say only about 50% thought we were Tobias Funke from Arrested Development, the other half thought we were the actual Blue Man Crew.  One Warrior Dash official took a picture of us and posted it on Twitter with the title "Blue Man Crew."  Their loss.

The hardest part about the entire day was lubing up the blue body paint.  When you are one step above Sasquatch, it isn't much fun.

Here we are on the 2nd to last obstacle.  We decided very early on: "Leave no Blue Man behind," and finished with a time of 50 minutes.  Our goal was under an hour, so we destroyed expectations. There were about 3,000 participants on Sunday and we finished right around 1,500th.

I did a cannonball into the mud pit at the end. 

We did the wheelbarrow across the finish line in true warrior fashion.

The girls were warriors too.

Warrior Dash

I'm doing this next weekend. 3.6 miles, 12 obstacles including "Deadman's Drop," "Road Rage" where we will crawl over old cars and "Warrior Roast" which is jumping over flaming trenches of fire.



After repetitively telling my brother "No, I don't want to pay money to throw up" he offered to pay (for my birthday).

If you know my brother, it wouldn't sound odd that he wants to run it in costumes.  Here is what we settled on:



Tobias Funke - Blue Man with Nevernudes.

Should be fun.